This is my humorous parody on Kholiwood Style of getting married aka "No Life Without Wife", in which soundtrack I run spontaneously. It is from Bride & Prejudice musical - action and dialogue interspersed with singing and dancing. The fun I found came, when I search Google browser for trivial phrase "No Life Without Water" for my previous post aka "We will, we will SMAP (scan) Earth". However, let's go about "HUBBINESS" ™ (I have claimed this wording today, but The Urban Dictionary website has threatened me to trash my life with next waive of sophisticated private messages, so I let it go ... :-)
TO BE HAPPY HAVE A HUBBY ™
"TO BE HAPPY HAVE A HUBBY" ™ ©, 2015 --- A humorous parody on Kholiwood style of getting marriage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms9xmBn7Z-Y
1
Not "californicated" lonesome L.A. Mister
Would like to come to Beauty one on one bent knee
He is a citizen, but no house or cash yet
However, he made a wish with every fallen lash
For you to do the journey with him:
To smile when he got home, ask how his day had been.
He wants you by his side in joy and strife
Because there's no life without husband and wife.
R
No happiness
Without hubbiness
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No happiness
Without hubbiness
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
2
I want a man who ties me down
Does what he wants while I'm background
I want a man - intelligent and quiet
Wants a pretty wife to make him proud
I want a man who can be funny
Who can be helpful in making money
Oh Yeah
3
I want a man who'll offer the best seat
Who's well behaved when we decided something eat
I want a man who likes to gently drink
Or never leaves his dirty dishes in the sink
4
I want a man who does not need a nurse at home
Who's not a pest, and not extremely dummy
I don't want a man who's dead in the head
Prospective L.A. Mister
Aye L.A. Mister
Maybe, he's good in something else.
Ugghhhhh.
R
No happiness
Without hubbiness
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No happiness
Without hubbiness
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
5
What you don't want do matter no more
Soon you'll be married and ready to go
The Kholiwooded match isn't like milk and honey
You are both make any family-like business
Everyday will be different according to the plans for us
Forget what you want L.A. Mister's now your man
R
No happiness
Without hubbiness
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
6
I just want a man with a real soul
Who wants equality with some control
I just want a man good and smart
A really sharp mind and a very big heart
I just want a man not scared to weep
To hold me close when we're asleep
Ohhh yeah.
7
I just want a man who loves romance
Who'll clear the floor and ask me to dance
8
I just want a man who gives some back
Who talks to me and not my rack
9
I just want man whose spirit is free
To hold my hand, walk the world with me
R
No happiness
Without hubbiness
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No happiness
Without hubbiness
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
10
I'm happy, L.A. Mister
It's what I dreamed to see
My heart is set on what I've just expressed
The wandering soul I was meant to meet
You finally came to sweep me off my feet
11
Now I dream of what it shall be like
To be an overseas bride dressed in white
To have a little home in the country
And live in the land of her majesty
By BORIS K'ZORIN,
the another last romantic ©, Los Angeles, CA 2015
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ORIGINAL LYRIC IN ENGLISH
NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms9xmBn7Z-Y
1
Lonely Mr. Kholi from Las Angeles
Came to Punjab on one bent knee
He had a green card, new house, big cash
So made a wish with every fallen lash
For you to do the journey with him
To smile when he got home ask how his day had been
He wants you by his side in joy and strife
Poor Mr. Kholi he has no life without wife.
R
No life
Without Wife
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No life
Without Wife
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
2
I don't want a man who ties me down
Does what he wants while I hang around
I don't want a man who's crude and loud
Wants a pretty wife to make him proud
I don't wanna man who can't be funny
Who tells tall tales about making money
Oh Yeah
3
I don't want a man who'll grab the best seat
Can't close his mouth when he starts to eat
I don't want a man who likes to drink
Or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink
4
I don't want a man who wants his mummy
A balding pest with too much dummy
I don't want a man who's dead in the head
Poor Mr. Kholi
Aye Mr. Kholi
Maybe he's good in bed.
Ugghhhhh.
R
No life
Without Wife
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No life
Without Wife
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
5
What you don't want do matter no more
Soon you'll be married and ready to go
A match made in heaven just like milk and honey
You make all the Gobi he'll make the money
Everyday will be the same according to his plans
Forget what you want Mr. Kholi's now your man
R
No life
Without Wife
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
6
I just want a man with a real soul
Who wants equality and not control
I just want a man good and smart
A really sharp mind and a very big heart
I just want a man not scared to weep
To hold me close when we're asleep
Ohhh yeah.
7
I just want a man who loves romance
Who'll clear the floor and ask me to dance
8
I just want a man who gives some back
Who talks to me and not my rack
9
I just want man whose spirit is free
To hold my hand, walk the world with me
R
No life
Without Wife
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No life
Without Wife
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
10
Sorry Mr. Kholi
It is not to be
My heart is set on another you see
The wandering soul I was meant to meet
Has finally come and swept me off my feet
11
Now I dream of what it would be like
To be an overseas bride dressed in white
To have a little home in the country
And live in the land of her majesty
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