BALLAD ABOUT HEADING HEAVEN ©, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen, I am deadly serious, but, please, take it easy: I am doing right now an announcement of my new video project, which someday is going to be legalized or even codified as a mandatory for U.S. universities, but as of today it is going to be started under a title - " 'Fellow Boys Investment' ™: Thinking Russian based on Vladimir Vysotsky's legacy" ™. That is.

Vladimir Vysotsky's Legacy

 BALLAD ABOUT HEADING HEAVEN

The song for a movie "Escape of Mr. McKinley" - a soviet movie of 70s, which is a variation of "Rip Van Winkle" of Washington Irving (1819) namely, — time machine without any option to come back. Search and listen to an original song that I have used as a background and a base for translation under wording as "a movie 'Escape of Mr. McKinley', Vladimir Vysotsky". 

1

This is your ticket, this is your car

And all the best is just for you:

In color paradise to see a dream

Three centuries long non-stop in cinema.

All that's behind, already taken

All fingerprints, no needs in contraband.

As cherub innocent appears your look

The place of second class, but anyway you're completely served 

R

And that's coming true, all what was predicted

The train is departed - to heaven, good luck!

Gosh, we all are so dreaming, hopefully dreaming

Let us asleep, but never to die.

2

The station platform. Don't even get upset.

And do not cry. For our emotions world is deaf.

The one from us went to the heaven

He'll meet a God, since probably, there's a Lord.

So say him our greetings too,

It's fine, in case if you'll forget.

We have not long already years ahead,

We're gonna all enjoy, and leave like everybody else. 

R

And that's coming true, all what was predicted

The train is departed - to heaven, good luck!

Gosh, we all are so dreaming, hopefully dreaming

Let us asleep, but never to die.

3

They'll leave as we - in nothing and without dream

And sons, then grandkids of all grandkids three centuries ahead

The God forbid they'll start a war
Because those grand-kids would be left and made as fools.

Some guy is gonna | wake up us from a dream, 

We're allowed enter world with past of cancer, pain and wars.

Where defeated Hong Kong flu.

As all was done would you so happy, fool?

R

And that's coming true, all what was predicted

The train is departed - to heaven, good luck!

Gosh, we all are so dreaming, hopefully dreaming

Let us asleep, but never to die.

R

OK, goodbye. The bell is ringing.

Bone Vojage! Just be saved and keep yourself from troubles.

In case you'll see in real God -

Recall us all and say him our Hi!

By BORIS K'ZORIN, 

the another last romantic ©, Los Angeles, CA 2015

You are welcome -

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ORIGINAL RUSSIAN LYRIC

БАЛЛАДА ОБ УХОДЕ В РАЙ

песня для кинофильма "Бегство Мистера Мак-Кинли"

(An image of Actor here is not related to the "Escape of Mr. McKinley" movie)

1

Вот твой билет, вот твой вагон.

Все в лучшем виде одному тебе дано:

В цветном раю увидеть сон -

Трехвековое непрерывное кино.

Все позади, уже сняты

Все отпечатки, контрабанды не берем.

Как херувим стерилен ты,

А класс второй - не высший класс, зато с бельем.

R

Вот и сбывается все, что пророчится.

Уходит поезд в небеса - счастливый путь!

Ах, как нам хочется, как всем нам хочется

Не умереть, а именно уснуть.

2

Земной перрон. Не унывай

И не кричи. Для наших воплей он оглох.

Один из нас уехал в рай,

Он встретит бога - ведь есть, наверно, бог.

Ты передай ему привет,

А позабудешь - ничего, переживем.

Осталось нам немного лет,

Мы пошустрим и, как положено, умрем.

R

Вот и сбывается все, что пророчится.

Уходит поезд в небеса - счастливый путь!

Ах, как нам хочется, как всем нам хочется

Не умереть, а именно уснуть.

3

Уйдут, как мы - в ничто без сна -

И сыновья, и внуки внуков в трех веках.

Не дай господь, чтобы война,

А то мы правнуков оставим в дураках.

Разбудит нас какой-то тип

И пустит в мир, где в прошлом войны, боль и рак.

Где побежден гонконгский грипп.

На всем готовеньком ты счастлив ли? Дурак...

R

Вот и сбывается все, что пророчится.

Уходит поезд в небеса - счастливый путь!

Ах, как нам хочется, как всем нам хочется

Не умереть, а именно уснуть.

R

Итак, прощай. Звенит звонок.

Счастливый путь! Храни тебя от всяких бед!

А если там и вправду бог -

Ты все же вспомни, передай ему привет.

Wow, the happy 70s

Taxi - Taxi ©, 2015

There is my second Malibu, CA related inspiration and ... related story, before my expression below.

Everyone shall do his or her own business. Sure, I drive. I even can assume that I am a good driver (actually, I like a speed myself and as such I prefer speedy taxi service providers), but I could not find me to get fascinated in taxi business - the established by generations first means of money making for all legal immigrants and other newcomers. So what? I do what I can - I share my Russian heritage with my American Fellows, in the modest hope that my business can improve their abilities to understand Russian people and nation, maybe a Russian soul, a little bit, some day, who knows ... I do it by "My Krest" - My Russian English Singing Translations.  You are welcome to visit me at 
http://wow4singingtranslations.blogspot.com   All other like always - locate the song title on youtube (performer Igor Nikolaev) and go. Enjoy!

P.S. Actually, my uncle was professional taxi driver in Crimea, who serves  proudly whole his life time: "Remember, guy," - he told me - "there is a difference between chauffeur (career) and driver (owner of the car)." That is.

If you got excessively drunk

We suggest you do not drive

L.A.'s already full of such men

We cannot afford you be one from them

A verse coined by interpreter, BKZ

Если вы сегодня чрезмерно пьяны 

Мы предлагаем Вам не садиться за руль 

Л.А. уже полон такими людьми 

Мы не можем позволить себе чтоб вы стали одним из них

A corresponded Google Translate interpreter's contribution, BKZ  

'Taxi - 'Taxi

1

I am today a little drunk - no way get behind the wheel

Restaurant is gonna closed, night July gives its hug

Nicely darkness smells with jasmine, and I wanna you suggest

Let us leave here our car so we are going to catch a 'taxi

  

R

'Taxi, 'taxi, take me away, to get relaxed

Along the sleeping city, past those already in the dreams

'Taxi, 'taxi, I wanna you in 'taxi

I gonna hug you by doing lovely kiss 

'Taxi, 'taxi, take me away, to get relaxed

Along the sleeping city, past those already in the dreams

'Taxi, 'taxi, I wanna you in 'taxi

I gonna hug you by doing lovely kiss 

Musical Break

2

We will come in the old our home, we aren't gonna switch on the light

We are gonna each other hug and hold til we'll meet the golden dawn.

Please, forgive me all my sins - all that were in my past life,

Please forgive me all my poems that weren't written about you.

R

'Taxi, 'taxi, take me away, to get relaxed

Along the sleeping city, past those already in the dreams

'Taxi, 'taxi, I wanna you in 'taxi

I gonna hug you by doing lovely kiss 

'Taxi, 'taxi, take me away, to get relaxed

Along the sleeping city, past those already in the dreams

'Taxi, 'taxi, I wanna you in 'taxi

I gonna hug you by doing lovely kiss 

R

'Taxi, 'taxi, take me away, to get relaxed

Along the sleeping city, past those already in the dreams

'Taxi, 'taxi, I wanna you in 'taxi

I gonna hug you by doing lovely kiss 

'Taxi, 'taxi, take me away, to get relaxed

Along the sleeping city, past those already in the dreams

'Taxi, 'taxi, I wanna you in 'taxi

I gonna hug you by doing lovely kiss 

'Taxi, 'taxi ... 'taxi, 'taxi ...

'Taxi, 'taxi ... 'taxi, 'taxi ...

By BORIS K'ZORIN, 

the another last romantic ©, Los Angeles, CA 2015

You are welcome -

http://wow4singingtranslations.blogspot.com

Note: Please, pay attention that in Russian the stress in the word "taxi" falls on last syllable, but in English the stress is initially on first syllable. Hence the necessary for correct performance of this song adjustment was made by interpreter. Thanks. 

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Если вы сегодня чрезмерно пьяны 

Мы предлагаем Вам не садиться за руль 

Л.А. уже полон такими людьми 

Мы не можем позволить себе чтоб вы стали одним из них

As for Google Translate interpreter's contribution, BKZ 

ORIGINAL RUSSIAN LYRIC

Такси - Такси 

1

Я сегодня немного пьян и не сяду уже за руль,

Закрывается ресторан, обнимает ночной июль.

В темноте растворен жасмин, я хочу тебя попросить,

Мы оставим наш лимузин и поймаем с тобой такси.

Припев:

Такси, такси, вези, вези

Вдоль ночных домов, мимо чьих-то снов.

Такси, такси, хочу в такси

Я тебя обнять и поцеловать.

Такси, такси, вези, вези

Вдоль ночных домов, мимо чьих-то снов.

Такси, такси, хочу в такси

Я тебя обнять и поцеловать.

Проигрыш.

2

Мы приедем в наш старый дом и не включим в прихожей свет,

И, обнявшись с тобой вдвоем, встретим мы золотой рассвет.

Ты прости мне мои грехи, все, что были в моей судьбе,

Ты прости мне мои стихи все, что были не о тебе.

Припев:

Такси, такси, вези, вези

Вдоль ночных домов, мимо чьих-то снов.

Такси, такси, хочу в такси

Я тебя обнять и поцеловать.

Такси, такси, вези, вези

Вдоль ночных домов, мимо чьих-то снов.

Такси, такси, хочу в такси

Я тебя обнять и поцеловать. 

Такси, такси, вези, вези

Вдоль ночных домов, мимо чьих-то снов.

Такси, такси, хочу в такси

Я тебя обнять и поцеловать.

Такси, такси, вези, вези

Вдоль ночных домов, мимо чьих-то снов.

Такси, такси, хочу в такси

Я тебя обнять и поцеловать.

Такси, такси... такси, такси...

Такси, такси... такси, такси... 

Where the circus gone? ©, 2015

Wow! I got my 777 views on my blog. Appreciate, folk.

Enjoy this one, my Malibu, CA based impression and ... related  expression. The song is well popular and can be easy found at Google by "Куда уехал цирк" title or even in its Latin transcription, e.g., "Kuda uechal cirk". Sorry, starting from this my publication I have stopped my comments on youtube, a lot of not related links, you know, robots-irons :-))

Where the circus gone?

It found place and home

L.A.'s so full of fun

No way for grief and sorrow.

A verse coined by interpreter, BKZ 

Where the circus gone?

1

Where the circus gone, it yesterday was here

Its posters on the walls - not touched still by a wind

Projectors of the circus don't light around more

And there no enjoyment - orchestra isn't heard 

Projectors of the circus don't light around more

And there no enjoyment - orchestra isn't heard   

2

Where left elephants, in what exactly cities

The drovers now lead the famous one camel

Where the circus gone - it's gone for sure there

Where somebody waits for tale, with hope for miracle

Where, the circus gone? 

musical break x 2

3

Where the circus gone - there're no tired snakes

The doves from a paper were taken of with windup

There each other year the Christmas will appear

There on carousel are gonna go children

There each other year the Christmas will appear

There on carousel are gonna go children

4

There the music plays same way as yesterday

The hall's again fullfilled and same audience

It's running carousel - projectors light again

Miracles are accomplished in arena

It's running carousel - projectors light again

Miracles are accomplished in arena

Where the circus gone? 

Where the circus gone?? 

musical break x 2

[ The Harlequin's laughing is heard in background ]

By BORIS K'ZORIN, 

the another last romantic ©, Los Angeles, CA 2015

You are welcome -

http://wow4singingtranslations.blogspot.com

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Куда уехал цирк?

Уехал он в Эл-Эй*

А там как и всегда

Нет места для печали.

A verse coined by interpreter, BKZ 

ORIGINAL RUSSIAN LYRIC

Куда уехал цирк 

1

Куда уехал цирк он был еще вчера

И ветер не успел со стен сорвать афиши

Но больше не горят его прожектора

Под куполом оркестр его не слышен

Но больше не горят его прожектора

Под куполом оркестр его не слышен

2

Куда ушли слоны в какие города

Погонщики ведут ученого верблюда

Куда уехал цирк уехал он туда

Где кто-то сказку ждет и верит в чудо

Куда уехал цирк 

музыкальная пауза x 2

3

Куда уехал цирк и нет усталых змей

Бумажных голубей туда уносит ветер

Туда под Новый год уходит старый год

Туда на карусели едут дети

Туда под Новый год уходит старый год

Туда на карусели едут дети

4

Там музыка гремит сегодня как вчера

И вновь заполнен зал и зрители все те же

Кружится карусель горят прожектора

И чудеса вершатся на манеже

Кружится карусель горят прожектора

И чудеса вершатся на манеже

Куда уехал цирк 

Куда уехал цирк 

музыкальная пауза x 2

[ Смех Арлекина ]

*  "Эл-Эй" - L.A. (Eng.) - это Лос Анжелес ... американцы ну очень склонны ко всякого рода словесным сокращениям. 

* Арлекин - клоун или шут названный так после исполнения роли Арлекина в театре комедии (commedia dell'arte).

Career Criminal ©, 2015

Vladimir Vysotsky's Legacy

The topic below was never in the field of any of my interests, include professional, as appreciation of virtuosity, kind of, but the told me many years ago alleged story provoked me today to adjust (or parody) the Vladimir Vysotsky's lyric to the American, especially Los Angeles, California, realities. Generally, the career criminality is properly judged in many countries, include both true rivals.

"In the United States:

- a career criminal or habitual offender is a person who is convicted of a new crime, who was previously convicted of a crime(s). Various state and jurisdictions may have laws targeting habitual offenders, and specifically providing for enhanced or exemplary punishments or other sanctions. They are designed to counter criminal recidivism by physical incapacitation via imprisonment.

- several state governments have passed laws which require the state courts to hand down a mandatory and extended sentences to habitual offenders (for example, making the repeated commission of the same misdemeanor a felony). Three strikes laws specifically target those who have been convicted of a serious criminal offense on three or more separate occasions." (Wikipedia).

CAREER CRIMINAL 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP5fK-LOkyo 

1

It's happened on my birthday - I haven't done something of wrongs

In holiday to get relaxed, is fashion of mine

All of a sudden - "Stop!", I easy got handcuffed

And one from cops suggested: suspect, hearsay, has distributed drugs

2

Calm down, cop, do not get so excited

I am newcomer, by last name Sergeev

I do not have (l)uck out of idea

Who is habitual offender you're still looking for

3

It's happened on my birthday, as bacons were on duties

Assigned with excessive plans to die for doing that

To get awarded in a case of plans performed by its volume

As such somebody career criminal is weighted as a gold  

4

They played respect: "Sit down, buddy!"

And even offer cigarette and light

"Sergeev, here, let you know, warrant

Sign here on report - all done!"

5

It's happened on my birthday, at time after sunset

I got congratulated, but I was steady sober

Nevertheless, I got restrained allegedly in ordinary order

Those undercovers enjoyed their business truly well 

6

"Well, you are not noob in the courthouse

But I by definition hate all math"

"So, however, you're career criminal?"

"(L)uck, sure, not - My name Sergeev, be advised." 

7

It's happened on my birthday, I was exhausted, but explained

Despite of claim, my cop recalled High School and math

He demonstrated sum, multiplication and in total

His allegation told me I was already charged many times

8

So, I was given cop-report and

Put my signature as well as can

I wrote, one word recalled: "Habitual",

Last name "Sergeev" seemed like mine."

9

It's happened on my birthday, I felt dog-tired, even beaten

But I'm truly satisfied already with this one

In my consideration of police work well planned

I am well coining with my modest performance very well.

By BORIS K'ZORIN, 

the another last romantic ©, Los Angeles, CA 2014

You are welcome -

http://wow4singingtranslations.blogspot.com

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ORIGINAL RUSSIAN LYRIC

РЕЦИДИВИСТ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP5fK-LOkyo 

1

Это был воскресный день 

и я не лазил по карманам: 

В воскресенье - отдыхать,

вот мой девиз. 

Вдруг - свисток, меня хватают, 

обзывают хулиганом, 

А один узнал - кричит:

"Рецидивист!" 

2

"Брось, товарищ, не ершись,

Моя фамилия - Сергеев,

Ну, а кто рецидивист 

Так я ж понятья не имею". 

3

Это был воскресный день, но мусора не отдыхают

У них тоже - план давай, хоть удaвись,

Ну а если перевыполнят, так их там награждают -

На вес золота там вор-рецидивист.

4

С уваженьем мне: "Садись! 

Угощают "Беломором".

Значит, ты - рецидивист? 

Распишись под протоколом!"

5

И это был воскресный дань, светило солнце как бездельник,

И все люди - кто с друзьями, кто с семьей, -

Ну а я сидел скучал, как в самый грустный понедельник:

Мне майор попался очень деловой.

6

"Сколько раз судились вы?"

"Плохо я считать умею!"

"Но все же вы - рецидивист?"

"Да нет, товарищ, я - Сергеев".

7

Это был воскресный день - а я потел, я лез из кожи,-

Но майор был в математике горазд:

Он чего-то там сложил, потом умножил, подытожил -

И сказал, что я судился десять раз.

8

Подал мне начальник лист -

Расписался как умею -

Написал: "Рецидивист

По фамилии Сергеев".

9

Это был воскресный день, я был усталым и побитым,-

Но одно я знаю, одному я рад:

В семилетний план поимки хулиганов и бандитов

Я ведь тоже внес свой очень скромный вклад!

THIS APPEARED TO BE LATELY, IT WAS LONG TIME AGO ©, 2015

Hi, my friends! There was happened a beautiful performance of the song "Tales of Vienna Forest" which was artistically enriched by heritage of Edith Piaf. So I just share my own linguistic expressions within world of English speaking audience. That is. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxwJR4AY_fY

1

On the cinema-show that in town was held

I recall song of actress in strange language performed

 Tales from the Vienna Woods Waltz* in the movie I've heard 

This appeared to be lately, it was long time ago ...

R1*

Padam...padam...padam

It comes running up behind me

Padam...padam...padam

It plays me the trick of: do you remember

Padam...padam...padam

It is a tune that points me out

And I drag after me like a mistake child

This tune that knows everything by heart

2

How could I then think so, how could I believe in 

That partition with youth came so sudden to me?

But the waltz from the movie I will always recall

This appeared to be lately, it was long time ago

R2*

Come on in, Milord,

Sit down at my table;

It's so cold outside,

But it's warm in here.

Relax, Milord

And make yourself well-off.

You can tell me your troubles

And put your feet up.

I know you, Milord

Though you have never seen me

I'm just an immigrant*,

A shadow of the street...

3

All those days do not get up, they don't get up from fire

Why old waltz everywhere is still looking for me?

As if we're again together, in the darkened movie-palace

This appeared to be lately, it was ...

R3*

A life of love

Which we had sworn on ourselves

And that the time disarticulated

Day after day ...

Unharmonized joys

Paddles in flowers

At the gray twilight

All goes, all dies

But the flame survives ...

Good year bad year

My love

To still love you

This appeared to be lately, it was long time ago

* - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og3joyCntrI

* - Edith Piaf's songs:

* - The R1 - "Padam ... Padam" - translation from French into English was submitted on lyricstranslate.com by "fridaflower.b", 2013. 

* - The R2 - "Milord" - translation from French into English was submitted on lyricstranslate.com by "Guest on Sun", 2011; I found myself to feel free to change wording "comfortable" for "well-off".

* - The R3 - "Une vie d’amour" - translation from French into English was submitted on lyricstranslate.com by "fridaflower.b", 2013.
* - Pictures of performers are borrowed from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdtow85G3Y8

By BORIS K'ZORIN, the another last romantic ©, Los Angeles, CA 2014

You are welcome - http://wow4singingtranslations.blogspot.com

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ORIGINAL RUSSIAN LYRIC

Это было недавно, этo было давно

1

На вечернем сеансе в небольшом городке

Пела песню актриса на чужом языке

Сказку Венского леса1 я услышал в кино

Это было недавно, это было давно

Это было недавно, это было давно

R1*

Padam...padam...padam...

Il arrive en courant derrière moi

Padam...padam...padam...

Il me fait le coup du souviens-toi

Padam...padam...padam...

C’est un air qui me montre du doigt

et je traine apres moi comme une drole d’erreur

Cet air qui sait tout par coeur

2

Разве мог я подумать мог поверить тогда

В то что с юностью нашей расстаюсь навсегда

Но остался надолго этот вальс из кино

Это было недавно, это было давно

Это было недавно, это было давно

R2*

Allez, venez, Milord!

Vous asseoir à ma table;

Il fait si froid, dehors,

Ici c'est confortable.

Laissez-vous faire, Milord

Et prenez bien vos aises,

Vos peines sur mon coeur

Et vos pieds sur une chaise

Je vous connais, Milord,

Vous n'm'avez jamais vue

Je ne suis qu'une fille du port,

Qu'une ombre de la rue...

3

Этим дням не подняться и не встать из огня

Что же вальс этот старый всюду ищет меня

Будто вновь мы с тобою в полутемном кино

Это было недавно, это было давно

Это было недавно, это было ...

R3*

Une vie d'amour

Que l'on s'était jurée

Et que le temps a désarticulée

Jour après jour ...

De joies désharmonisées.

Des aubes en fleurs

Aux crépuscules gris

Tout va, tout meurt

Mais la flamme survit ...

Bon an mal an

Mon amour

T'aimer ...

Это было недавно, это было ...

1 - Штраус Иоганн (сын) - (1825-1899); 

вальс «Сказки Венского леса».

* Песни Эдит Пиаф:

R1 - "Padam ... Padam" - автор перевода на lyricstranslate.com: "fridaflower.b", 2013. 

R2 - "Milord" - автор перевода на lyricstranslate.com: "Guest on Sun", 2011. 

R3 - "Une vie d’amour" - автор перевода на lyricstranslate.com: "fridaflower.b", 2013.

"TO BE HAPPY HAVE A HUBBY" ™ ©, 2015 --- A humorous parody on Kholiwood style of getting marriage

This is my humorous parody on Kholiwood Style of getting married aka "No Life Without Wife", in which soundtrack I run spontaneously. It is from Bride & Prejudice musical - action and dialogue interspersed with singing and dancing. The fun I found came, when I search Google browser for trivial phrase "No Life Without Water" for my previous post aka "We will, we will SMAP (scan) Earth". However, let's go about "HUBBINESS" ™ (I have claimed this wording today, but The Urban Dictionary website has threatened me to trash my life with next waive of sophisticated private messages, so I let it go ... :-)

TO BE HAPPY HAVE A HUBBY ™

"TO BE HAPPY HAVE A HUBBY" ™ ©, 2015 --- A humorous parody on Kholiwood style of getting marriage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms9xmBn7Z-Y

1

Not "californicated" lonesome L.A. Mister 

Would like to come to Beauty one on one bent knee

He is a citizen, but no house or cash yet

However, he made a wish with every fallen lash

For you to do the journey with him:

To smile when he got home, ask how his day had been.

He wants you by his side in joy and strife

Because there's no life without husband and wife.

R

No happiness

Without hubbiness

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

No happiness

Without hubbiness

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah yeah

2

I want a man who ties me down

Does what he wants while I'm background

I want a man - intelligent and quiet

Wants a pretty wife to make him proud

I want a man who can be funny

Who can be helpful in making money

Oh Yeah

3

I want a man who'll offer the best seat

Who's well behaved when we decided something eat

I want a man who likes to gently drink

Or never leaves his dirty dishes in the sink

4

I want a man who does not need a nurse at home

Who's not a pest, and not extremely dummy

I don't want a man who's dead in the head

Prospective L.A. Mister 

Aye L.A. Mister 

Maybe, he's good in something else.

Ugghhhhh.

R

No happiness

Without hubbiness

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

No happiness

Without hubbiness

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah yeah

5

What you don't want do matter no more

Soon you'll be married and ready to go

The Kholiwooded match isn't like milk and honey

You are both make any family-like business

Everyday will be different according to the plans for us

Forget what you want L.A. Mister's now your man

R

No happiness

Without hubbiness

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

6

I just want a man with a real soul

Who wants equality with some control

I just want a man good and smart

A really sharp mind and a very big heart

I just want a man not scared to weep

To hold me close when we're asleep

Ohhh yeah.

7

I just want a man who loves romance

Who'll clear the floor and ask me to dance

8

I just want a man who gives some back

Who talks to me and not my rack

9

I just want man whose spirit is free

To hold my hand, walk the world with me

R

No happiness

Without hubbiness

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

No happiness

Without hubbiness

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah yeah

10

 I'm happy, L.A. Mister 

It's what I dreamed to see

My heart is set on what I've just expressed

The wandering soul I was meant to meet

You finally came to sweep me off my feet

11

Now I dream of what it shall be like

To be an overseas bride dressed in white

To have a little home in the country

And live in the land of her majesty

By BORIS K'ZORIN, 

the another last romantic ©, Los Angeles, CA 2015

You are welcome -

http://wow4singingtranslations.blogspot.com

The trademark symbol ™, is used for unspecified here trademarks

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ORIGINAL LYRIC IN ENGLISH

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms9xmBn7Z-Y

1

Lonely Mr. Kholi from Las Angeles

Came to Punjab on one bent knee

He had a green card, new house, big cash

So made a wish with every fallen lash

For you to do the journey with him

To smile when he got home ask how his day had been

He wants you by his side in joy and strife

Poor Mr. Kholi he has no life without wife.

R

No life

Without Wife

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

No life

Without Wife

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah yeah

2

I don't want a man who ties me down

Does what he wants while I hang around

I don't want a man who's crude and loud

Wants a pretty wife to make him proud

I don't wanna man who can't be funny

Who tells tall tales about making money

Oh Yeah

3

I don't want a man who'll grab the best seat

Can't close his mouth when he starts to eat

I don't want a man who likes to drink

Or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink

4

I don't want a man who wants his mummy

A balding pest with too much dummy

I don't want a man who's dead in the head

Poor Mr. Kholi

Aye Mr. Kholi

Maybe he's good in bed.

Ugghhhhh.

R

No life

Without Wife

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

No life

Without Wife

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah yeah

5

What you don't want do matter no more

Soon you'll be married and ready to go

A match made in heaven just like milk and honey

You make all the Gobi he'll make the money

Everyday will be the same according to his plans

Forget what you want Mr. Kholi's now your man

R

No life

Without Wife

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

6

I just want a man with a real soul

Who wants equality and not control

I just want a man good and smart

A really sharp mind and a very big heart

I just want a man not scared to weep

To hold me close when we're asleep

Ohhh yeah.

7

I just want a man who loves romance

Who'll clear the floor and ask me to dance

8

I just want a man who gives some back

Who talks to me and not my rack

9

I just want man whose spirit is free

To hold my hand, walk the world with me

R

No life

Without Wife

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

No life

Without Wife

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah yeah

10

Sorry Mr. Kholi

It is not to be

My heart is set on another you see

The wandering soul I was meant to meet

Has finally come and swept me off my feet

11

Now I dream of what it would be like

To be an overseas bride dressed in white

To have a little home in the country

And live in the land of her majesty

"We will, we will SMAP Earth!" ©, 2015

     Translation truly dedicated to SMAP launch success and ... following cold water pouring conferences - we're done! Also, to move you, reader, closer to this world issue and to underline that the attempts of scientists toward humanity are serious some wording from the British rock band of 1970 is used.

"We will, we will SMAP Earth!" 

(lyric based on "A Water Carrier" song of 1937)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We7xDYd2BCI

1

There's question, old and odd:

Carry water business of?

Sure, yes. It's world issue.

So I put my penny too.*

2

We relax with drinking water

While we meet we pour cold water

This's appeared - without water

You cannot move - ahead or back

3

All drink water - fauna and beasts

Also do it flowers and trees

Even flies without water

Cannot move - ahead or back

4

Grief and sorrow people stoke**

And enjoyment tends be soaked 

Any business when no water 

Cannot move - ahead or back

5

Thirst to quench or getting shaved

Taking bath or swim - get health 

No way survive when no water

You cannot move - ahead or back

6 

Yes, my friends, in space believers

We enjoy all seas and rivers 

And this is truth - without water

We cannot move - ahead or back

By BORIS K'ZORIN, 

the another last romantic ©, Los Angeles, CA 2014

You are welcome -

http://wow4singingtranslations.blogspot.com

*  - refrain wording - "You cannot move just back or forward!" - was intentionally substituted to underline my personal investition done timely :=) 

**  - In fact in a sorrow people drink (alcoholic drinks) 

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ORIGINAL RUSSIAN LYRIC

Водовоз 

1

Удивительный вопрос:

Почему я водовоз?

    Потому что без воды -

    И ни туды и ни сюды!

2

Отдыхаем - воду пьем,

Заседаем - воду льем, -

    И, выходит, - без воды,

    И ни туды и ни сюды!

3

Пьют и звери, и скоты,

И деревья, и цветы, -

    Даже мухи без воды -

    И ни туды и ни сюды!

4

Горе - надо утопить,

Радость - надо размочить,

    В каждом деле - без воды

    И ни туды и ни сюды!

5

Ни побриться, ни попить,

Ни помыться, ни поплыть,

    Человеку без воды -

    И ни туды и ни сюды!

6

Нет, товарищи, не зря

Есть и реки и моря,

    Потому что без воды

    И ни туды и ни сюды!

Василий Лебедев-Кумач (1937)